narrativeninja:

urbanspellcraft:
strawberryfrisk:
scaremoonturkey:
coreymagz:
meladoodle:
A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they’re useful messages. Like “remember you have yoga at 6 tonight”
“You need to leave him, Karen”.
I am so here for this
I just spit water all over my desk… this is amazing

Brenda turned, following her friend’s trembling finger.
“Oh, that’s just Rh’lygh.”
“Its…what?”
“Yeah, he’s been a total lifesaver this semester.”

The dark figure drew closer in a shroud of mist and extended a claw like hand that slowly wrapped around Brenda’s shoulder. She glanced at her forearm, upon which strange welts arose that arranged themselves into barely intelligible runes:
Remember you need to study for that biology exam.
“Thanks, I will Rh’lygh, but I’m meeting Brian first.”
He’s no good for you Brenda.
“Rh’lygh, we’ve been over this.”
He’s a cad, Brenda.

a-very-cliffrose-christmas:

icantbelieveitsnotsanity:
i’ve reblogged this like three times and i still have no idea what the fuck is going on
is this what happens when actors try to leave disney

(Source: i-live-with-unicorns)

When they write about my appearance, it diminishes me as an actor. On the other hand, women have always had to put up with that.

Mads Mikkelsen, layin’ it the fuck down in Scandinavian Traveller
(via mean-cannibals)

hiccupbuddies:

Oh, he hasn’t changed at all.

Tumblr Logic

*David Bowie dies*:
(He was falsely convicted of rape and was declared innocent.)
Tumblr:

He was literally a rapist. Don't mourn his death.
*Harper Lee dies*:
(She was a civil rights activist who published a revolutionary novel during her time.)
Tumblr:

She was actually a racist. I won't miss her.
*Fidel Castro dies*:
(He became the communist dictator of Cuba, destroying the country in the process.)
Tumblr:

YOU ARE DISGUSTING IF YOU CELEBRATE HIS DEATH. CASTRO WAS A HERO TO THE REVOLUTION.

davidssecretlover:

David fucking up absolutely every single question
😂😂😂

dipperrpines:

this shit makes NO SENSE!!! why would he be pouring practically full bottles of ketchup into empty ones instead of the other way around??? luke is mad dumb

Luke doesnt give a shit Luke just wants to annoy people but lowkey annoy them

diet-poison:

agrumpypulloutcouch:
kitkatofficial:
reesescups:
kitkatofficial:
reesescups:
kitkatofficial:
loopy-lamb:
kitkatofficial:
kitkatofficial:
kitkatofficial:
Break time!
the gif is supposed to move…
This should do it! Have a break!
here
Okay smart stuff
Eat reese’s we know how to make gifs
Originally posted by reeses
Looks bad Reese’s
At least it loads
I’m still allergic to peanuts you fuck
some serious shit is going down over here
“Hey how do you think 2016 is gonna finish out?”
“Probably some sort of kitkat meme I’d say”

lorelaigilmoure:

#daddy luke in action

freelyvivacious:

Ditto.

isobelstevenz:

a few of my favourite things ☆ (26/30) romantic reationships: luke and lorelai
under scorpio, she had written, “you will meet an annoying woman today. give her coffee and she’ll go away.” i gave her coffee. but she didn’t go away.

jessvmariano:

#me trying to justify my recent purchases